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Anonymous inquired:
  tell us your most embarrassing story  

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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jakesheadwarning:

Stars spoiling the movie version of old books during interviews.

redandyellowmakepurple:

kaminmh:

meevierae-of-gallifrey:

the harry potter fandom actually has some of the weirdest crack pairings in fanfic I have ever seen like
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and my personal favourite

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"Dobby had always wanted clothes, but never like this."

oh my god

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eatabutt420:

fuckinglesbian:

thorsies:

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

I feel so uncomfortable

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read

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mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

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d ont hurt my childern

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dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong

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